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Electronic Depression

When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.

REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.
Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!
by pscyhoawesome April 20, 2009
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electronicals

a word that covers all electronic devices

Spouse A to Spouse B: Have you muted all your electronicals so we can sleep in peace tonight?

Spouse B to Spouse A: Yes, dear. And have you plugged in your electronicals for recharging?
electronicals, Itouch, PSP, Nintendo DS, cell phone, Blackberry, Iphone, tv remote, laptop, GPS, key fob remote, etc
by Hip Mama July 1, 2010
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Electronica

a word made up by record company executives so they could more easily sell house, techno, jungle etc. . .
and coming up next is some more electronica from the chemical brothers
by electronica February 26, 2005
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electronic mail

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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Electronic commerce

Electronic, or "e"-commerce (ecommerce)is the selling of products and services over the Web. It can transform your static web site into an interactive, dynamic, and operational electronic commerce Web business! We help our customers to establish their online businesses and to sell their goods and services online.
Electronic commerce has rapidly increased over the past few years.
by Jak Dude May 6, 2005
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Electronic Exhibitionism

An individual that uses electronic media, computers, cell phones, etc. to expose themselves physically to unsuspecting friends, acquaintances, and strangers. They typically send suggestive photos of themselves, or photos of their private parts that are unsolicited and unwelcome. Generally the content is objectionable and would be considered lewd if exposed in a public setting.
John just sent me an unwanted picture of his penis on my cell phone. Electronic Exhibitionism is so lame.
by EnnvYluv April 15, 2009
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Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.
Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...
by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011
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