Edison

A person who shits all the damn time

Edison, please stop shitting. You've shat 5 times today already

by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024

Eudisternly

To do something spookily/ To say something spookily

She smiled at me Eudisternly

by Candy_Charlie September 22, 2024

Edison at PAX

1) A person who places third place in a competitive tournament, but fail to receive a medal for their efforts; 2) A person who won’t stop talking about their shortcomings in a tournament to their guardian, such as they father; or 3) Both.

Son, quit that. You’re literally Edison at PAX right now.

by Coley_joshua November 23, 2024

Edis

A guy with bad facial hair and a really bad sense of style. His shlong is usually small and petite. He likes using words like "shlatt" and "dick", probably because of his deep fascination with them.

"Who is Edis?"

"That guy sucks"

by bigbackflippingpanda January 4, 2025

Edisoned

When someone of great influence or intellectual prowess falls from grace, most often after their invention or idea bolsters them and they pursue barriers to prevent others from gaining notoriety as well as primarily focus on individual wealth.

Inspired by once famed inventor Thomas Edison who after his prime created nothing new and focused only on patenting his previous inventions to bolster his own individual wealth becoming a laughing stock.

Apple has been edisoned, they used to innovate and come up with new tech that people were excited now all they do is nickel and dime the same product every year.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee October 18, 2025

endis

tuff ahh mafaker that uses CBmagic/ajh vault 24/7 at school

1: yo twin im an endis

2:Same! we like hawks to a wire!

ajh:*produces dogshit beat sampling the gooning console*

by Veteraning November 4, 2025

Edisto

Akin to an Irish goodbye: to consume large amounts of alcohol followed by off putting behavior resulting in disappearing to your bed till the following day with no notice AKA as the Lind

After a long afternoon of drinking Sean disappeared till the next morning...he pulled an Edisto.

by Chickenman13 December 19, 2025