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ear beetle

A small, wireless ear-piece used in conjunction with a mobile phone. The ear-piece looks like a beetle crawling out of one's ear.
YOU: Did you see that phat new ear beetle from Plantronics?
YOUR FRIEND: Hells yeah!
by thentzel October 23, 2006
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Ear Condom

If you don't like Judas, Wear an ear condom next time
In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind. But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense. Judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time
by GEORGEOFF May 6, 2011
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ear synch

If you miss someone a lot and are away from them, you can both listen to the same song at the same time, and you will feel a deep connection to the other person, you will imagine what they are doing and feeling. It is different than talking on the phone. Both people get a strange feeling of bittersweetness and connection while the song is playing.
I miss Andrew so much since he is in LA. We ear synch sometimes to connect to each other.
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
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Ear rape

When your boss calls and screams at you for problems that you did not create. Usually your boss is crazy and doesn't know how to handle her own life. She lashes out at people in such harsh tones and loud screams it hurts your ears.
That bitch boss Susan just ear raped me for ten minutes because she was mad at Rhonda.
by Sneezymuffins May 28, 2018
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Ear-Carrot

A game mostly involving putting carrots in the ears of unsuspecting people and then shouting, "ear-carrot!" that swept the nation in 2009 and early 2010. It was an adaptation of the less popular and less sanitary "Face-Cheese."
Some weirdo on the subway gave me an ear-carrot.
by Plural P July 26, 2018
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ear bitch

A Grappler who thinks their ears are exhibiting the signs of Cauliflower Ear when in fact their ears are fine and nothing to worry about.
You see how little fluid came out of Robby’s normal ear? He’s such an ear bitch!
by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021
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Ear Pirate

n. one who pirates conversations by earjacking
"Be quiet, I think there is an Ear Pirate nearby."
by Sven (Justin) September 6, 2006
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