textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text

My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something

textil dysfunction by Jose Hernendes April 30, 2016

erectile dysfunction 

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex

bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look

erectile dysfunction by sloppymashies July 19, 2020

Ereptile dysfunction 

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.

"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"

Ereptile dysfunction by BigethBoi September 1, 2020

Electile dysfunction 

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

Electile dysfunction by debash120754 October 31, 2020

Erectile Dysfunction 

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

Erectile Dysfunction by poisonberries December 2, 2021

Electile Dysfunction 

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.

It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022

Electile Dysfunction by PartisanZ June 20, 2022

erectile dysfunction 

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!

Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!

erectile dysfunction by forklol June 21, 2022