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MUFF DIVER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
by BF Deal July 31, 2009
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Diversion

A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!

Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
by WithaK123 January 12, 2011
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deepsea diver

A sexual position that allows for maximum penetration.

The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.
I warmed her up with just the tip. I then went into a deepsea diver and she went crazy.
by tdox December 21, 2005
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Diversity Week

Diversity Week
1. 7 days out 365 in which black hip-hop crews are invited to preform. The effort is generally displayed as a culturally sensitive, yet cutting edge and hip foray into the wild world of marginally poor ethnic minorities. See hip-hop week.
"Ya know, Becky, for a Diversity Week, there sure was like, a definite lack of indian people, or like white people, or like, even Mexicans. I mean, come on! No Mexicans? They're totally diverse."

"Chyah! What did you think diverstity week means, a gathering of different cultures, races, and nations coming together to celebrate the humanity they all share? As if!"
by Beau Vine November 28, 2005
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diversity

correct me if im wrong but i believe diversity is an old wooden ship used to transport goods during the civil war
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by sam heird January 5, 2005
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Diversabilities

"The word “disabilities” is associated with the past and people’s negative experiences with institutions. I am looking to change the word to “diversabilities” because these institutions are now closed and I want to focus instead on the abilities of people now and in the future. People with diversabilities do not want to be a burden to society, but instead want to be contributors and participants in society." (Shelley Decoste)
Our growing company is intentional about adding people with diversabilities to our team.
by rubyslippers June 28, 2013
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Muff Diver

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver
by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010
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