Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.

Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.

by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021

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Divorce

Divorce is when the parents say bye bye to each other, HAHA.

“My parents are divorced.”
“Haha, lucky.”
“ I know right.”
this wouldn’t have happened if you just ate the ham.

by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021

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divorce bag

A unique bag that every joint-custody kid owns, used to pack up your clothes and stuff to go by Dad’s house for the weekend.

“What’s that cool bag over there?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”

by NZyeribop October 30, 2021

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Divorce Star

Dhaunsh is called as Divorce star.Because he made many actresses,anchors and female singers to get divorce.This is no.1 poriki of Indian Cinema.His Four Fans also do the same.

Amalapaul yen ALVijay vitu pirinja bro?

Bgm...Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa
and divorce star comes in

by Dhanush Rasigan December 21, 2021

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Divorce

2 Christmas's, 2 birthdays pretty much an upgrade

Me- My parents are getting a divorce
Friend- SICKKKKK!!!!!

by NiggaBallz123 March 3, 2022

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Workplace Divorce

When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.

Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.

My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!

by Between You & Me March 5, 2021

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