Long Distance Relationship

Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.

Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."

You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."

Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."

You: "Yeah..."

Long Distance Relationship by Krumplestumple March 27, 2010

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Long Distance Fucking

Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.

Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.

Long Distance Fucking by Acebes August 27, 2006

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chair-distance

When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

chair-distance by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007

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go for distance

An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible

I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.

go for distance by Anonymous November 2, 2002

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