Dicksaster

When you go to have sex with a dude and he stops you and says he has a STD and his dick is bleeding.

I went to his place and he had a DICKSASTER, it was so fucking nasty!

by anonymous April 20, 2025

Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction

Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.

by anonymous September 7, 2025

Dicktator

Dictator, but the root word is dick, as in "that guy is a dick"

Kim Jong un is a dicktator

by Qetjsdydzduzrustuzjt October 19, 2025

dickheadery

definition 1: acts with dickhead behavior.
definition 2: a company being a dickhead for doing something stupid that makes you mad.

definition 1: i'm sick and tired of my dad's dickheadery
definition 2: bro tf is this dickheadery why is roblox forcing me to use an id to talk to people

by neptune67 January 2, 2026

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

manual dicksterity

1. High proficiency in masturbation.

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.

by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

Fall of the Dicktator

The act of making someone horny, then naming various terrible political figures to prolong completion.

We were getting close so I played some Fall of the Dicktator and whispered “Margaret Thatcher, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin ” in his ear and we went for 5 minutes longer than normal!

by Phire December 4, 2024