neptune67's definitions

a nutsack

something an asshole dont give.
usually used when a foolish person could care less about something

person1: hey man whats up
person2: my dad doesnt give a nutsack about me
person1: wow what an ass

person3: hey bro is that guy really leaning against the subway door
person4: yeah man, these idiots dont seem to give a nutsack about the CLEAR warning on the door

by neptune67 January 24, 2026

wanna know what else

Something that you say to make something, almost anything, sound weird (sexual), even though in reality it's not. It works on most adjectives

Example 1
user1: that's so bad...
user2: wanna know what else is bad?

Example 2
user 3: this one's cool! it's super sparkly
user 4: wanna know what else is sparkly? :)

by neptune67 January 3, 2026

dickheadery

definition 1: acts with dickhead behavior.
definition 2: a company being a dickhead for doing something stupid that makes you mad.

definition 1: i'm sick and tired of my dad's dickheadery
definition 2: bro tf is this dickheadery why is roblox forcing me to use an id to talk to people

by neptune67 January 2, 2026

ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP

when you roll on the floor laughing your ass off out loud so hard that you shit your pants

user1: bro trolling that kid was so funny
user2: yeah ikr?! ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP OH SHIT I SHAT MYSELF

by neptune67 December 26, 2025

frying

when you're not just dying of laughter, but worse, frying of laughter

user1: funny pic
user2: HGAGHAHAHAHAH IM FRYINGG LAMAAOOOO

by neptune67 December 26, 2025

lesbian sex

a moment where 2 (or more) girls seem to love each other just as much as a man and a woman do, so they fuck each other. could be rubbing your clits against each other or using a dildo.

Person B: I love you, as a lesbian.
Person E: Same.
Person B: Wanna have lesbian sex?
Person E: Sure.
Person D: Me too
Person B and Person E: Ok

by neptune67 December 21, 2025

bitchslap

when you slap the sense into a bitch because they keep fucking around

Person A: Hey, Person C, I heard Person B was messing with you again. What'd you do this time?
Person C: I bitchslapped that hoe so hard her teeth almost got knocked loose.
Person A: Uh huh...

by neptune67 December 21, 2025