Denholm is a wild animal that belongs to a rare brooding promoter species, residing primarily in Ontario. Their unique qualities and obscure behavioural patterns make these creatures incredibly interesting to wildlife researchers, as well as female hunters who are fascinated by their mysterious, alluring, dangerous yet gentle demeanour.
Being nearly extinct creatures, wild denholms tend to spend their days in hiding, oftentimes setting up their lairs in abandoned vacuum cleaner storage facilities. Since it's common knowledge that denholms hate vacuums, these creatures likely decided that vacuum storage lairs would create a perfect disguise.
In the rare occurrences when denholms choose to leave their well protected lairs, they typically emerge on a journey to the nearest concert venue, outside of which they like to loiter, lurk and vape in complete darkness of cold december nights.
Even though these creatures are said to be dangerous, no systematic research has been done on them to this day, and therefore it's hard to tell who wild denholms really are. Further research is absolutely necessary, as this mysterious dying breed may prove to be the supreme species that will take over the music world and greatly benefit our society, both on micro and macro levels.
Being nearly extinct creatures, wild denholms tend to spend their days in hiding, oftentimes setting up their lairs in abandoned vacuum cleaner storage facilities. Since it's common knowledge that denholms hate vacuums, these creatures likely decided that vacuum storage lairs would create a perfect disguise.
In the rare occurrences when denholms choose to leave their well protected lairs, they typically emerge on a journey to the nearest concert venue, outside of which they like to loiter, lurk and vape in complete darkness of cold december nights.
Even though these creatures are said to be dangerous, no systematic research has been done on them to this day, and therefore it's hard to tell who wild denholms really are. Further research is absolutely necessary, as this mysterious dying breed may prove to be the supreme species that will take over the music world and greatly benefit our society, both on micro and macro levels.
- I think I spotted a wild denholm vaping outside the garrisson last night
- No way dude, denholms are an urban legend
- No way dude, denholms are an urban legend
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