A great friend and a sexual beast.

NOUN:
A large human of New Zealand Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favourite food is K.F.C. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as noone wishes to hang around with it.
VERB:Denholm
TO denholm, means to eat a large amount of food at once, particularly K.F.C

sexual act of inserting, just sitting there and bragging about being a man afterward.