Erection Denier

When your Female partner acknowledges that you get it up but won’t do anything about it

Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!

by Yell-A-wolF November 11, 2022

National Send Denver Nudes Day

July 8th is the day that you send a tall guy named Denver some nude pictures.

Omg girl, it’s July 8th! We better send Denver nudes! Damn National Send Denver Nudes Day!

by Dozerden July 8, 2019

Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+

Its the greatest Pizza Tower mod ever. Like really great. Very very great. I dont have to explain more, its just a great pizza tower mod.

Person A: yo dude check it out its Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+
Person B: holy shit dude, thats so hot. lets kiss
Person A: yeah sure

by zigissocool September 23, 2023

Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.

Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.

by Matthew July 15, 2003

deniesha

The best you'll ever have until she gives up. She's funny and amazing. She's a spur of the moment kind of girl. But one thing is for sure she loves cheese fries and shrimp and likes to give you cute nick names. She's one of a kind. She will love you with all her heart until you mess up then she'll start questioning you. She gets jealous fast and will knock a bitch out for even talking to you. But overall she will always be your first love even if y'all ain't together.

" Yo is that Deniesha, man she's prettier than what they said"

by Panda03 December 19, 2016

DENIED

YOU ARE DENIED NOT ACCEPTED

DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED

by NintendoNerd December 18, 2018

Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜

(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life

by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015