defocrat

another term for a Democrat

The defocrats want to give everyone welfare benefits but don't know how to pay for them.

by trumpy January 24, 2008

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

Deforest

an extremely desperate freshman in highschool who remains a virgin, yet pretends to have experience, majorly annoying, and all around useless

I can't handle anymore deforests in this town.

by Shayleen Jeffus February 4, 2010

defrag

to clean up a hard drive like a messy room.

My laptop's been choking up pretty badly recently... speed-wise, that is. I'm going to see if I need a defrag or something.

by m January 16, 2005

deformographate

To transfigure one object into another through unclear methods.

I deformographated rice into potatoes last night so I could drink shouchuu instead of sake.

by Aaron Chmielowiec June 14, 2004

Defrancoism

The school of thought that allows you to think on both sides of an argument while still being able to form your own opinion using facts and logic.

A degree ain't worth shit unless it's in Defrancoism.

by 2StixNix January 8, 2017