by Skyaltz June 3, 2020
Get the Darren mug.1)Though only of average height, a Darrin is superbly athletic, and thus far more attractive to women than the average mortal.
2) Due to the Darrin's height disadvantage, his penis will occasionally drag on the ground as he walks. In the case of an erection (sometimes refered to as a Nathan), decreased brain funciton is a common result as there is not enough blood for both the brain and penis
2) Due to the Darrin's height disadvantage, his penis will occasionally drag on the ground as he walks. In the case of an erection (sometimes refered to as a Nathan), decreased brain funciton is a common result as there is not enough blood for both the brain and penis
1)"man, I just got beat in a race"
"I know dude, he's a total darrin"
"shit, there goes my Girlfriend!"
2)"where did all the blood go?"
"to my penis, where it belongs"
3)haha, that Darrin just fell over cause of his huge Nathan
"I know dude, he's a total darrin"
"shit, there goes my Girlfriend!"
2)"where did all the blood go?"
"to my penis, where it belongs"
3)haha, that Darrin just fell over cause of his huge Nathan
by Backflipaddict March 6, 2009
Get the Darrin mug.Welcome to the beautiful small town of Darrington, which is located in the middle of fucking no where. Get ready for fuck tons of excitement cause this shite of a town is full of rednecks, hillbillies, stones, and the occasional methhead, oh yea we can't forget about the thieves. If ur fats need food stop by the Burger Barn, where the food is expensive and shitty. We also can't forget to tell you about the yearly meltdown where you can have loads of fun and do every drug you've never wanted to do.
So come on down and visit Darrington, where the weed is good and 16 YO's get pregnant.
So come on down and visit Darrington, where the weed is good and 16 YO's get pregnant.
by GabeMoncock July 5, 2017
Get the Darrington, WA mug.A Darrin is of average height and knows how to talk to the ladies. When he finds a girl he is into he becomes very loyal and will treat his girl like a queen. But beware Darrin’s are super tough and will kick someone’s ass if you get on their bad side. Overall, Darrin’s are rare gems that need to be cherished.
Oo look at that Darrin, he is fine as hell.
by fuckaduck November 11, 2019
Get the Darrin mug.A handsome guy who is a bit of a boofhead and if you go in for a hug will give you a high five.
If you are lucky enough to get a hug from Darragh you would know that you never want it to end. Super sweet and cute and can always give you a laugh and never fails to light up the room. Just one smile from Darragh could light up a whole city. If you ever find a Darragh hold onto him and never let go because he will be one of the best things that will ever walk into your life. He is truely a one in a million ❤️
If you are lucky enough to get a hug from Darragh you would know that you never want it to end. Super sweet and cute and can always give you a laugh and never fails to light up the room. Just one smile from Darragh could light up a whole city. If you ever find a Darragh hold onto him and never let go because he will be one of the best things that will ever walk into your life. He is truely a one in a million ❤️
Girl: *goes to hug Darragh*
Darragh: *wants a high five first*
Girl: *blushes and gives high five*
Both: *hug*
Darragh: *wants a high five first*
Girl: *blushes and gives high five*
Both: *hug*
by Hahdjdidnevtshdhsbsb January 9, 2021
Get the Darragh mug."You better not. Come on..."
-Some Darren
"Do it son. Or I'll shave your head."
-Some Darren
"You gotta grow up now. No more with these clothes."
-Some Darren
-Some Darren
"Do it son. Or I'll shave your head."
-Some Darren
"You gotta grow up now. No more with these clothes."
-Some Darren
by Justicewithtacosandweed March 19, 2021
Get the Darren mug.Darrion is an amazing bestfriend who will always listen to what you have to say. Darrion is kind, sweet and cool. Everyone should be like Darrion.
by Silentexoo August 22, 2016
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