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danger muffin

"DANGER MUFFIN" (poorly timed pussy)
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
Babe, no I can't. Put that damn danger muffin away.
by Ampudaddy September 24, 2017
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stranger danger

1) a cartoon in the 80s or something that was shown on the t.v in schools to spread awareness to children about the dangers of strangers.

during this short cartoon a child playing in the park is asked by a shifty character if he would like to some puppies. the boy declines and live to tell the tale.

2)often heard shouted by children when any adult approches them due to this caroton.
STRANGER DANGER! these a man with puppies!
by electro girl January 21, 2008
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dangeresque

Full title: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?

Staring Strong Bad as Dangeresque
Homestar as Dangeresque, too?
Coach Z as Renaldo
The King of Town as Perducci
Strong Sad as Passerby
Strong Mad as KillingYouGuy
Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons
The Cheat as Istambul
by Donkey Kong Song June 24, 2004
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Granger Danger

When a girl shows up to a big event, often a dance, and is suddenly noticed as beautiful by her peers and/or love interest(s). Most of the time, she wears a pretty dress, lets her hair down, and takes off her glasses, and this is all that must be done.
When Shelly showed up to the dance in her new strapless, it was total granger danger.
by Rumbleroar42 April 21, 2010
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danger wank

masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught
Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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danger cats

A group of bad shit crazy Canadians who fuckin hate Big Trudy and who fuck with the cats DC69
Thanks Uncle Hack. We fuck with the Danger Cats DC69 Baby
by Ayden Hartfelder DC69 December 2, 2019
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ass dander

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.
"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."
by Wendellian February 7, 2006
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