dyslexic redneck mindfuck 

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

dyslexic redneck mindfuck by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Dyslm 

“ do you still love me? "

" Sophia : dyslm? "
" Jason : yeah,why? "
“ Sophia : oh nothing just making sure :) “

Dyslm by Yourguidancey April 30, 2021

Dysthymia

A less severe form of depression which has a duration of two or more years. It is a chronic disorder of hopelessness and sadness. There is no clear cause or prevention.

The symptoms may include:
• Feeling sadness or unhappiness
• Fatigue or loss of energy
• Under-eating or overeating
• Trouble concentrating
• Avoidance of social activities
• Problems with memory or concentration
• Insomnia

He has dysthymia and should be treated right away.

Dysthymia by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022

Disney Dyslexia 

The inability to see the “D” in the Disney logo as the letter it is meant to be, instead seeing it as a backwards G or just a weird symbol.

“Why is Disney spelt with a backwards G? Shouldn’t in be pronounced Gisney?”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”

Disney Dyslexia by Whiteclothy November 12, 2018

Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome

An affliction gained from living in Kentucky, Kansas, Illnois, or any other in-land area.

Thought to have been cured in 2004, this disease rots the mind of its host and makes them believe that "Yea, It's okay to live here for the rest of my life."

"I aint no nerd. I just really enjoy collecting rocks, quantum physics and astronomy. Your average small town girl."

"You have Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome, Roo"

Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome by Frosty Boy June 5, 2019

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder 

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.

He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder by Bhen1 July 5, 2016

pornlovian erectile dysfunction 

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions

He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction

pornlovian erectile dysfunction by Freyjawired August 5, 2018