Dilfmoobs

My really annoying mutual that I should probably unmutual/j

Yo have you watched dilfmoobs new TikTok, it’s kinda sussy like imposter

by Huntershroomsmp June 13, 2021

dilf

soph

soph is a dilf

by toemasheadon June 20, 2021

DSIF

When you use a word or phrase in a sentence that a friend has made up. Like a spoken bibliography.

I really hope my shordie, sexii mcsexerton (DSIF) is at the party tonight or else I'm not going.

by DaltieSaidItFirst August 4, 2021

dmilf

dead mom I'd like to fuck ;)

dmilf 😩

by dadddyy13 November 10, 2021

dilfzone

A popular place where you can find all your local Dilfs. Or any large congregation of Dilfs.

"Wait, why are wo going to home-depot?"

"Don't you know, that's the Dilfzone"

by Peachy_Koii October 13, 2021

Dilfsuctional

When you are not a very smart human, and cant spell, so dysfunctional turns into dyfsuctional, and then you realise how much you love dilfs, which contributes to your dysfunction.

"You are pretty damn dilfsuctional my dude".

"Well I mean, yea, have you SEEN The Rock"
"...this is part of my point"

by Hanana13 December 1, 2021

dilf patrol

When you go on the hunt for a dilf (dad i’d like to fuck) <—accurate definition right there guys.

Linda: Hey Stacey! What are you doing?
Stacey: Well im bored so im on dilf patrol
Linda: Ohhh ok, good luck finding one!

by Cockcracker December 29, 2021