An Englishman in a Dress

A Scottish person.

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

by HarpyBarpy August 3, 2020

shirt dress

n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.

"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."

by jarred retro May 9, 2008

the dress

A dress that was posted to Facebook by a woman and her friend. The lighting in the particular picture made it appear to some to be white and gold, but to others black and blue. All the women's friends disagreed about the color and eventually it became a huge meme. The actual color of the dress it black and blue (it is a fact look it up)

Sally: What color do you think the dress is?
Jenny: It is totally blue and black, look the model who wore it confirmed it!
Sally: No way, the dress is gold and white, it says so on the news!

by nanodesu1234 February 28, 2015

blue dress

fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?

by snappy's February 5, 2008

Get Off My Dress

Get Off My Dress" can mean both "stop ruining my fun" or "stop giving me a hard time.

Yes, I know I'm dancing in my underwear and the neighbors can see. Get off my dress, I love this song.

by Trickless June 17, 2011

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

cfm dress

Come fuck me dress. A sexy dress worn by a female who is looking for a no strings attached encounter

I went home with the girl wearing the CFM dress and we had a great time. I never did get her name or phone number.

by Frankie Boothe April 26, 2010