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Defender

The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.
My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.
by Effe April 15, 2005
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defense capped

A term describing one's expectance of a situation. Can also be used to describe a person unprepared to deal with a given situation.
friend one "I think your ex is over there with another guy"
friend two "I wasn't defense capped for this..."
by sphynxx January 10, 2011
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Defenestrate

A word that shouldn’t really exist, like why can’t you just say, I threw it out of the window. It is very simple
Jeremy: I am going to defenestrate the cat
Harrell: Jeremy, I don’t care what you do, just don’t hurt it
Jeremy: I just defenestrated the cat
Harrell: NO!! JEREMY YOU SOCIOPATH, YOU JUST THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW
Jeremy: lol
by I_ate_the_children November 18, 2018
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deflector defense

Deflector Defense- when one cannot provide a good reason for not participating in an activity that they have to turn it around and deflect blame where it does not belong. This is generally done in effort to move the attention away from the issue at hand and put it on someone else.
"Stephanie is putting up her deflector defense again to avoid why she will really not attend Girls Night Out".

"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"

"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."
by KLee123 March 20, 2009
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compassionate defense

To defend yourself without inflicting harm on your opponent.
Richard tried using compassionate defense against his assailant but was overpowered.
by tnsi October 4, 2009
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thrust defense

A defensive maneuver employed in beer pong where the team that does not have the ball pelvic thrusts the air behind their cups in an attempt to disrupt the concentration of the team throwing the ball.
We were getting destroyed in beer pong, but we managed to turn it around when we deployed thrust defense.

It's time for some thrust defense!

Their thrust defense really messed me up, I couldn't concentrate with all that air humping going on.
by Chern E January 23, 2010
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PWH Defense

The PWH Defense stands for, the "Pee Wee Herman" defense. It is derived from the common argument, made famous by Pee Wee as..."I know you are, but what am I". It is used by shitheads on the internet who have no argument, but must say SOMETHING. It can also apply to a third party, meaning, if I say something about person A, the respondent will claim that you are actually talking about person B.

It is fallacious and stupid, and should never be used, unless you are Pee Wee Herman. Then it's ok.
Examples of the PWH defense are as follows...
I said "you should go find a hobby", he responded "no, you should!".
I said "trump is an idiot"; he responded "no, you're an idiot!".
I said "trump should be investigated for his many crimes"; he said "you spelled Hillary wrong".
by Gr33nknight April 27, 2020
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