decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

debur

"DEBUR" - a village in Karnataka, India (zip code 571302)

debur, village, mysore district, karnataka, india

by debur February 1, 2008

decor

The collective noun for homosexual men.

A school of fish, a murder of crows, a flock of seagulls, a decor of poofs.

by bunsen burner January 27, 2006

decrapification

The act of removing all the pre-installed crap from your Dell or HP computer.

See: crapware, crapify (Antonym)

The decrapification of Bob's laptop was long and arduous; but after 16 hours, the technicians finally managed to remove Dell MediaDirect.

by spongtastic October 18, 2008

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by Skeezer September 14, 2003

interior decorator

refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.

What is your job?
I am an interior decorator

by Billw5 March 12, 2008