D.A.R.E

Drugs Are Really Exciting

Dude1: Ey, what are you doing, fella
Dude 2: You know, weed
Dude1: Why?
Dude2: Because D.A.R.E

by TiaAmerica April 16, 2019

w.a.r.d.

acronym for What A Rick Day

Jack: this day is so beautiful
Christian: I will declare it a rick day
Connor: W.A.R.D.

by iheartneals June 13, 2008

F.O.R.D

1) fix or repair daily
2)found on road dead

F.O.R.D is the most expensive piece of exercise equipment

by y4b0i March 14, 2022

D.A.R.E.

Drunks
Against
Retards
Everywhere

That definition was funny in 5th grade when everyone took it.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

N.E.R.D

according to the Simpsons charachter Professor John Frink NERD stands for Not Even Remotely Dork.

- N.E.R.D. means Not Even Remotely Dork, so thank you for the compliment!

by cremebrulee September 27, 2009

A.R.D.

A.R.D (abbr. Anti-Rape Device*) adjective.

An outfit or item of clothing either so complicated or so ugly that even a rapist wouldn't bother to try and do you.

* disclaimer: there are some sicko's out there that even a poncho and track pants won't stop.

1) Jeans so tight and therefore difficult to remove that they function as to stop a rapist in their path; e.g. 'Man, my jeans are an A.R.D. , it took me ten minutes to get them on today' .

2) An outfit or item of clothing so unattractive, it wards off potential rapists. E.g. 'This hoodie is so gross, it's such an A.R.D. but I don't care, I'm compfy.'. or 'Man, did you see what she was wearing?! Total A.R.D. '

by Krave-ing April 2, 2011

N.-W.O.R.D.

An acronym for; New Wireless Organized Robo Domestic. An android shaped like a black street performer who tells very rude jokes and will only obey you by putting a quarter in his change cup.

Mad Scientist: N.-W.O.R.D., make me a snack
(puts a quarter in his cup)
N.-W.O.R.D.: Why don't you eat the soup?
MS: What soup?
N.-W.O.R.D.: The soup you got with that haircut you honkey

by Seductive Caveman June 18, 2012