by YungElderly December 25, 2018
The cycle philosophy is in simple terms a cycle, a cycle of what you ask? Well let me explain the cycle is how the world works everyone and everything follows the cycle and if the cycle stopped it would cause the extinction of all life it's self you as a person are in the cycle as we speak. The cycle originated from a 13 year-old boy his name was Youssef and in a small town in suburban new Jersey thare was the little boy having a mental break down in the school stairwell because of a bully. that kid on that day invented this philosophy he told it to everyone his teachers his parents even his freinds but no one would listen.
The cycle philosophy was invented in the year 2020
by Alec von youssef May 19, 2020
(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.
As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.
by Zampanino August 17, 2011
When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.
1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom
1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom
2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE
by Luggage74 July 08, 2022
A cycle of Bitchery that starts with one bitch gossiping to another bitch about a bitch leading to the bitch hearing the gossip to continue the cycle. Also called "The BC"
Bruh, Brittany gossiped about me to Rosa so I told Shauna about it and she told Brittany. I guess I'm stuck in the bitch cycle.
by MuthMaster December 09, 2015
My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
by JTTuck July 20, 2012
by Mr. Ween January 27, 2008