The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.

"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"

by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018

the bitch cycle

A cycle of Bitchery that starts with one bitch gossiping to another bitch about a bitch leading to the bitch hearing the gossip to continue the cycle. Also called "The BC"

Bruh, Brittany gossiped about me to Rosa so I told Shauna about it and she told Brittany. I guess I'm stuck in the bitch cycle.

by MuthMaster March 18, 2016

Mayonnaise Cycle

White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful

“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle

by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021

cycle sister

When you’re so close to your girls that your periods sync up. You become cycle sisters.

Bae we both need a tampon because we’re cycle sisters. Love you bae.

by S Cal January 18, 2019

Syrian Cycle

A continuous cycle that consists of three steps. Beginning with smoking a 3 bowls to the face, followed by taking a Xanax bar (preferably a green zombie bar), and then finally by taking a 2 lortabs. This cycle is continuous and should not commence until subject has passed out.

"Paul got so fucked up yesterday that he didn't remember he drove home". "Well no shit he was on his third round of the Syrian Cycle".

by Frank Liam June 28, 2013

Hi-Cycle

The Hi-Cycle is when a someone says hi one time and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi with sometimes different variations on how they say 'Hi'

Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Hi-Cycle

i dont fucking know either

by carbocat June 6, 2022

Electoral Cycle

(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.

As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.

by Zampanino August 21, 2011