Coffin Snatcher

Coined by listeners to popular Australian radio show "Hamish and Andy", Coffin Snatchers is meant to represent a female who seeks a relationship with an older man and who aren't "Gold Diggers."

This phrase is to give the specified a name to their opposites "Cougars" and is derived from the term "Craddle Snatcher."

My friend is a Coffin Snatcher and she bagged a nice older gent last night.

by Tommi_J September 29, 2009

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu April 16, 2006

Cruffin

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

"Oi gimme a slice of that Cruffin!"

by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008

putting them in the coffin

Throwing someone onto a parked car and busting the windshield

Thugs find innocent bystanders and enjoy putting them in the coffin and unsuspecting shoppers return to the vehicle they left in the parking lot to find a busted windshield.

by Hippomomanus March 27, 2015

nail in the coffin

something that hasten's death or defeat

As far as re-election goes Bush will probably put another nail in the coffin during the course of the next few months.

by Light Joker September 6, 2007

caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.

Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"

by Kait no eights July 7, 2011

coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 3, 2017