to throw the cucumber

To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.

'What a rip off! I'm totally going to throw the cucumber on this one…'

by avalanche3 November 29, 2012

Beastly Cucumbers

Exceedingly cool. Used in the same vein as cool beans.

That haircut is beastly cucumbers.

by Ms. B in NC July 19, 2011

Stained Cucumber

When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing

Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up

by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018

slutty cucumber

A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.

Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?

by guydoodguy February 27, 2014

Cucumber Sandwich

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.

by da bae February 21, 2015

cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.

She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

Dutch Cucumber

A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.

I am now a man because I got the Dutch Cucumber from Jake's mom last night.

by ryanjrigel November 28, 2009