cucumber wonder

If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.

Sara: Put it in my ass

Darren: OK, if you say so

*sticks in*

*Pull out*

Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.

by looksatme November 22, 2018

Cutecumber

A person that identifies themselves as a cucumber and is very cute.

Mr. Kurk is a cutecumber and has no proof to deny that claim.

by LizzyNyaa June 18, 2019

Cumcumber

It’s what it sounds like, a cucumber with A cum layer on it

I played with u cumcumber at mollys and jess’s house

by I love cumcumber May 10, 2020

cucumber jumper

Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.

Hey mate! Just got my cucumber jumper removed. Took 37 years but finally a free man.

by BugooWozurd January 8, 2021

Cucumber penis pp

Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me

Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle

by detatchable cock February 4, 2021

Cumcumber

When you cum in a cucumber

I came in a cucumber. Cumcumber

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021