cucumbersome 

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber

her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome

cucumbersome by manshaman December 9, 2008

cucumbersome 

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

cucumbersome by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004

Cucumbersome lover 

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

Cucumbersome lover by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Q-cumbersome by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

Cumbersome 

Burdensome; troublesome; difficult to handle because of weight or bulk

The drinks trolley for level 11 was so cumbersome that the wheel broke under heavy cornering by Vlad

Cumbersome by Stracton August 13, 2008

cucumberjoe

Cucumberjoe is a mix of pickel rick en joe swanson

Oi cunt I orderd the cucumberjoe shirt from coolshirtz

cucumberjoe by Ketachees July 22, 2020

Clumbersome 

A mix of clumsy and cumbersome. Some know it all at work made it up, thinking he was smart when he said...

I could barely pick up that box. I feel so clumbersome.

Clumbersome by Hot Kitty August 25, 2007