Off the crumb

A phrase said when somebody/something is acting wild, out of hand or irregular. Mostly said to/about someone after being fuelled by (but certainly not limited to) drugs, anger, bullshit/lies, etc.

“Yo, Derek was so angry after losing the fight. He’s off the crumb right now”

“Derek is high as shit right now, he’s off the crumb”

bro 1: “DEREK YOURE DRIVING SO FAST!”
bro 2: “YEAH DEREK’S OFF THE CRUMB”

“Yo this beat go off the crumb”

“His outfit is off the crumb”

“My mum went off the crumb last night when the dog shat on the floor”

by alright seven October 1, 2019

Crumb

a small insecure, alone, ugly person

kuric is a crumb

by assetsareallgood May 19, 2011

Crudmuncher

Name given to those who partake in the eating of faeces directly from the anus of another person.

"The actors in this video film are all over the age of 18 years old, and all felching, crudmunching and teabagging seen in this movie is genuine and not aided by special or visual effects"

by Norville December 3, 2004

crumbian

A woman with exceeedingly large, shapely thighs and buttocks. As if drawn by Robert Crumb.

Damn, she's absolutely Crumbian!.

by Ted Thomas July 2, 2007

Chummy below the tummy

Where a chicks foul ass pussy smells like someones chumming for sharks

Damn!! I was bangin this bitch and it smelled like i was hunting for jaws, she was chummy below the tummy

by JMACFATSTACK July 8, 2009

Crimmo

Nickname for a person with the last name crimmins, An absolute fucking legend who is an all round awesome person and is great at everything he does. He acts tough but is a huge softy when u get to know him and u will find that he actually does have feelings just like you do. He is very understanding and will always listen to what you have to say and he will help you with any problems that you have. If you ever meet a crimmo ur a lucky duck.

Mate that Aussie bloke has gotta be a crimmo

by (‘–‘) March 4, 2019

Crumb

(n.) A person who is a surplus of negative connotations. This person is lazy, stupid, ugly, worthless, and/or pathetic. Calling someone such a word tells them they are useless and need to get up and do something with their life.

1. Only a crumb would go to the beach which is an hour away, and then try to go tailgating back home later that day. A person with common sense would know that there is no way that you're going to have the time and energy to drive an hour to the beach, sit in the sun for a few hours while its drains you out, then drive an hour back and tailgate by 2pm. That is an example of a STUPID CRUMB.

2. David Francis Wesolowski sleeps 15 hours a day and when he is awake he does nothing but eat offensive amounts of food and get googies. He is an absolute crumb because of his laziness and worthlessness.

by Dale Hill May 30, 2007