chuckle-choker

someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.

Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.

(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)

Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA

Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)

Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"

by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009

Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.

I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker

by Abu_sme September 30, 2007

croaker

The act of presuading a doctor to write a “script” (or prescription) for morphine, known to junkies as “making the croaker”

Bill made the croaker twice in one week.

by fusco September 2, 2003

Cromer Campus

Cromer Campus is a school in sydney Australia that most eshay’s and druggies go to. Most of the girl wear skirts smaller than a crumb of bread.

me: “look it’s an eshay” my friend: @they probably go to Cromer Campus

by I am a person.com July 13, 2020

betty crocker brownie delight

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs

Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!

by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008

coker

1.The last name of Myself.
2.The last name of my family as well.

"What are we doing tonight?"
(random person) "I don't know, I think we are going to Coker's house."

by Coker July 6, 2004

Hot cum cooker

A Vagina

My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.

I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.

by Jam09 June 10, 2009