Watch a crocodile

Most random way to say good bye.

You: Bye bye

Troll: Watch a crocodile

You: wtf...

Troll:...

by one two three is peeface March 11, 2011

Upsidedown Crocodile Bite

When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.

I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!

by CrocBot May 23, 2022

Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.

John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot

by Memecatcher January 4, 2017

Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock

“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”

by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022

crocodile dancing

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)

Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

cloud crocodile

Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.

Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.

by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019