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Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018
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Cocks

The ones Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon loves most. Besides big,sweaty men.
He has no discrimination on that. Either Black, White, Latin, even Asian ones will do.
Triple H: You hate Cocks!
Vince: I love coc-!
Audience: *shocks*
Triple H: :3
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018
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Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.
This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
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CockSicle

The act in which a man uses his engorged penis as a swizzle stick in a glass of ice and water for the refreshing satisfaction of his partner. This provides refreshment to the partner from the inside.
It was a hot, sultry night and Peter's cocksicle felt cool and refreshing inside Delilah.
by Don Kingery February 20, 2022
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360 cockscoped

Usually a COD tryhard having sex, right before ejaculation jumping of the bed doing a 360 and quickscope cum str8 on your partner
OPDICK
Guy: DUDE I 360 COCKSCOPED ANSLEY
Guy2: NICE
by Sheddings February 18, 2015
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Texan cockshot

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.
Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted
by Barberella April 12, 2020
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to cocksicle

The action of introducing ones virile member into the freezer to keep it cool for a later occurring act of licking and suction.
1. I like sticking my virile member in the freezer, cocksicle is so much fun during the summer! But I think it is starting to affect my size.

2. I really noticed that resources are starting to run low in this pandemic. We have absolutely no popsicles for the summer. I guess I will have to cocksicle for Jessica!

3. Jessica is obsessed with me sticking my penis in the freezer so she can lick it. But man, cocksicling is so damn hard on my penis and balls, they're like little ice cubes.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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