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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010
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Critter

A lover of the web series Critical Role. Often heard asking "Is it Thursday yet?" or "How would you like to do this?". Best greeted by saying"Bidet".
Did you see that Critter across the road, she was "Makin' her way".
by DrownedSprinkle August 29, 2022
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Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.
The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.
by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018
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Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get
Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"
by Ms. Brenda Definitions January 31, 2018
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Critter

crystal meth ,being spunout,on a good one,gettin it,on one,spun
Let's go to John's house ,he allways has some critter.......do you have any critter?......im high as fuck,that is some good critter.
by jublisstar June 16, 2018
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Critter

Short for gender critical, or gender critic. Generally used to describe people who might otherwise be called Terfs or Farts by the trans community. Someone who stands staunchly against trans rights or that expresses extreme revulsion at the idea of co-existing with trans people, trans women in particular.
"Got misgendered by a critter online today."
by I'm so cute July 11, 2020
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Chucklewood Critters

The most popular American cartoon to not have its own Wikipedia page. It ran for two seasons from 1998 to 1999. It is popular among furry fans. Particularly fans of The Raccoons or the works of Yoram Gross. The show started off as holiday specials much like The Raccoons.
Some guy from Australia: Have you ever heard of this one cartoon show called Chucklewood Critters.
Me: You mean the one show that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
Some guy from Australia: Yes. It has a teddy bear and a fox and-
Me: Okay, I'll watch it!
by OhNo S. December 18, 2022
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