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Credit Creep

Someone who’s always begging for more credit on an account even though they can’t pay for what they already have.
Ashton was a credit creep who would call all of his credit cards each month to demand a higher credit line even though he never paid them on time.

“Barkeep, I want to open another tab!”
Go fuck yourself credit creep. You still owe $900 from last month and until you pay it off you will have to pay cash.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Chesapeake Creampie

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.
Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!
by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018
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Creep Shark

A creep shark is a person who sneaks behind an individual, or group of individuals, while they are having their picture taken, and has only their eyes and nose exposed over some region of their body visible to the photographer.The ideal creep shark is wearing sunglasses and a hat and is unnoticed by the group getting their picture taken while he/she peers over them. While in progress, the creep shark is said to be "creep sharking".
Oh my God, Stacy! There is some creep shark in the back of this picture we took last night!"
by Doc Hawk September 24, 2010
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patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.
Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.
by P---H January 14, 2009
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creeper aww man

This is the work of countless hours of minecrafting being blown away by a creeper created by the god known as captainsparlez.
hey diamonds SSSSSSS creeper aww man and then you die spolded
by Infinite dolphin June 25, 2019
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creep cat

When a man goes down on a women and he is damn creepy about it. He usually looks like a sad puppy dog and doesn't really know what to do or what you like. Creep cats can be spotted just by looking at them! Creep cats often have strange strangely beards, but are not limited to men with bad beards. The term "creep cat" comes from the fact that he is creepy and he is licking your pussy, aka cat.

It has not been confirmed as to whether women can be said creep cats.
Stacy said "Joe is not a creep cat!"
Rachel said "Well when you get him into bed, you can prove me wrong. But I can tell just by looking at him that that man is a creep cat."
by lilianfoster October 23, 2011
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surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.
She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.
by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017
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