parent's television council 

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

parent's television council by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007

Parents Television Council 

Media Watchdog group which claims to be non-partisan composed of bored housewives who drink their daily glass of wine a day who believe that they themselves should not parent their children, but in fact, the major networks should. L. Brent Bozell III, the founder, also heads up a similarly non-partisan organization which watches the news networks looking to prove a liberal bias trying to destroy this country, and is against all gay rights.

We, the Parents Television Council are highly opposed to the nudity contained within Grand Theft Auto. Before we thought it was simply a tool to teach the children about Black culture, but now we've learned it's just filth.

Parents Television Council by Talvin August 11, 2005

Nad Council 

An occasion where guys outnumber girls by a significant margin.

It was like there was a meeting of the Nad Council at the bar last night, where were all the girls?

Nad Council by jpikester April 21, 2015

Security Council 

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?

Security Council by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022

Ad Council 

The American Ad Council produces advertising materials across all media to promote values beneficial to the American public, or some such ridiculousness. Failed crusades include the war on drugs, the war on smoking, the war on teen pregnancy, and, more recently, the war on being fat. Ad Council commercials tend to be smarmy, overbearing, and idiotic.

"I'm not a chicken; you're a turkey!"

"This is your brain on heroin. This is your LIFE! Your family!! Your dog..."

You may remember these television commercials, brought to you by the Ad Council.

Ad Council by confuzzled March 17, 2005

Parents Television Council 

Lazy parents that are unable to parent their children, due to severe brain damage. They feel that they shouldn't have to parent their children, and when they give their children access to anything they don't want their kids to see, they feel that it is not their own fault for enabling the child to see the questionable content, but the entertainment industry for "corrupting" their "innocent" children's minds. They are also very naive, thinking that because they don't want their kids to see it, nobody should be allowed to. They are typically too busy bathing in their own stupidity, or arguing about something else that "corrupts" their children at a PTA meeting, to actually monitor what their kids do, so they try to force others to do it for them, by stripping the rights of everyone else.

Typical Parents Television Council supporter

"It's not MY job to parent my kids, that's the entertainment industry and the governments job!"

"How dare those evil corporations show something I don't want my kids to watch!"

"What? Did you just say parent your children? That's absurd! Why would I take care of my kids anyways? That's what the TV's for, right?"

Parents Television Council by Da Cawtz March 16, 2014

National Council of La Raza 

A racist group that stole the name, and now lowers the reputation, of a legitimate civil rights group, La Raza. Consisting mainly of car loving graffitists, they hate and harass all non-mexicans.

They're fond of driving lowriders and spray painting phrases such as 'All Mighty (sic) Latin King' and 'For the Race Everything, For All Others, Nothing' on any vertical surface.

I used to have ordinary, polite Mexican neighbors, until National Council of La Raza gangsters moved in.

National Council of La Raza turned the shopping area into a crime scene recently.

National Council of La Raza by SweetGrayGirl September 8, 2011