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Cottaging

— n

( Brit ) Homosexual activity in a public lavatory involving two men and a wall with a hole in it. You work it out.

C20: from cottage (sense 4)
'Ronald was exploring the multifarious mechanical advantages of different cottaging positions'

Ronald: 'I have, by trial and error, come to the conclusion that the plastic bag method is by far the most convenient and pleasurable method. Nevertheless, it lacks the anonymity typically desired for such an experience, thus some may prefer the "hole in the wall" method, as it adds a sense of discretion and adventure.'

Son: 'Daddy, what's cottaging?'
Father: 'Well son, when two men love each other very much, they secretly meet in public lavatories and do the dirty. Through a hole in the wall. The excitment is unparalleled.'
by Oliver the Orphan January 25, 2011
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costa

Dude, stop by a bathroom - I'm about to Costa all over my pants!!
by R 2.0 September 15, 2009
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Frank Costanza

1.Character on the classic 90's sitcom, Seinfeld, George's father.

2.a activity, generaly a (sexual) move.
- when a man purposly hits the brake of the car and holds out his arm in front of the woman in front to cop a feel of her breasts
1. That Frank Costanza celebrates festivus

2. I most definetly pulled a Frank Costanza the other day on this hot chick.
by xSchaefx August 30, 2004
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COTTAGER

A player for Fulham Football Club. Named after the stadium in which they play, Craven Cottage. In turn called Craven Cottage becuase there is a cottage in the corner used as offices and dressing rooms. Nothing to do with the activities in the public toilets in Bishops Park
This is a must win game for the cottagers if they are to stave off relegation.
by WaterBoy June 19, 2006
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Costa Mexico

Slander term for Costa Mesa, California. Created by upper class residing in Newport Beach, California (beside Costa Mesa) to describe the area, with its large mexican population.
After we go to Fletcher Jones Mercedes, lets go to the Home Depot in Costa Mexico
by Anthony H February 23, 2005
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Costas

living in sheffield likin potana (Mo Fo Mo Fuka)
by Ryu November 27, 2003
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Cottaging

When a man goes into a toilet to take a shit. He puts a carrier bag on the floor and his friend steps inside it. Then the man taking a shit starts sucking his cock. So, if some looks underneath the door it looks like someone is sat taking a shit with their shopping between their legs.
Guy 1 - fancy going cottaging?
Guy 2 - Let me get my carrier bag
Guy 3 - What are they doing in there? let me take a peak under the door. Ahhh He's taking a shit, must of just got back from the shops.
by Wuthering Heights May 10, 2010
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