Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers

Shakira came by the house and played her brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020

Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.

Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.

by Cruziana January 12, 2024

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers

Shakira came by the house and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020

Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Cornhole

Historical context is the act of butt fucking by man into a woman for pleasure that ensures non-impregnation. The ancient practice serves to prevent pregnancy and loss of ability for a working lady to make money. Vaginal sex = “money hole.” “Cornhole” refers to the netherworld of penetrative sex that presents as more forbidding, dirty, and therefore desirable and that could bestow on the offerer a more generous transaction, perhaps a full larder or corn crib for the winter.

Widow Alice turned aside Hank’s generosity from the cornhole after a time in search of a different life with him.

by Cruziana November 23, 2020

Cornhole-Filet

A Cornhole-Filet is where you cut open an animal and fornicate with the new orifice.

“Dale had a Cornhole-Filet with his dog Fluffy, so his wife divorced him and he was ostracized by everyone around him.

by Legen_LLLLLLLLLLLLLLJ2Kool October 7, 2022