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Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.
Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!
by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010
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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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Content Creator

The definition above knows absolutely nothing of what they are saying. Content creation does NOT necessarily imply a profession. Content creators are simply someone who has the passion to create digital content of any medium. This could be anything from being a YouTube vlogger, a Twitch streamer, an animator, a fanfic writer, a food blogger, etc etc. They may do it purely as a hobby or as a paid profession. Sometimes, the hobby may turn into a profession once they secure a consistent fanbase.

Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
YouTuber: "I'm a content creator."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
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Quality Content

Doesn't exist
Person: hey you know where to find quality content
Pewdiepie: ya come to my chan-
Person: anyone else
All of the internet: nope
by Trashcan45 February 26, 2018
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out of con-text

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
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Content

Having no desire to leave the moment you are experiencing.
I am content standing right here, on this rock, and looking at the stars. I don't care if I ever leave. I could do this forever.
by SapphireMoon January 15, 2015
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contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.
Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.
by G. Thomas September 3, 2006
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