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Affirmative Consent

The latest manifestation of batshit feminism to be codified into law. Born of good intentions to combat an alleged "rape culture" across college campuses - one partner can now accuse the other of rape even if the sex was entirely consensual. Anybody who doesn't see how this can and will be abused has never known the wrath of a crazy ex.
"Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent, nor does silence mean consent. Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity and can be revoked at any time" - SB 967, California State Law
by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015
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confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.
Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.
by bigbobp July 18, 2011
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Confidential

A term that Adham uses all the time, and a term that Logan Jung Un had copied from Adham
That is extremely confidential Logan. You shall never know.
by Illyathedude February 1, 2022
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First Girlfriend Confidence Boost

First girlfriend confidence boost or FGCB is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. They person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are "the man" because their penis gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone's has by now. They may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. The only cure for FGCB is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.
Jake kept talking about how much action he's getting, then tried to fight me, I think he's got a case of the First Girlfriend Confidence Boost.
by The Hershey Factory October 23, 2012
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Confidential

in terms of goverment and federal secrecy it is what it is which are the records and information applied about a person or an event...but when a school psychologists says it to a student patient or other corrupt officials working for the school they secretly lie to you and send the information you told in your records in confirmation to your status.
Dr Dennis: Hellow Bill I see youv'e made a dark picture

Bill: Why yes I did but it was only for a while I just wanna go back to class I wont do it again I promise.
Dr Dennis: That's ok just tell me everything about your personal life

Bill:Ok well I get im a naiive shy kid so just don't tell anyone about this please I just wanna move on
Dr Dennis:Don't worry Bill I promise I wont it's all Confidential.
by EmoBread August 17, 2009
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confident

What you are if you're able to talk to a person from the opposite sex without having a nervous breakdown.
Person #1: "Look that dude can just talk to any girl without even stuttering."
Person #2: "Yeah, he's hella confident."
Person #1: "I know, I wish I had that much confidence."
by Dubiks December 10, 2018
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liquid confidence

1) The third single by British alternative band, You Me At Six, taken from their second studio album, Hold Me Down

2)A stimulus from friends/alcohol etc. that enables people to become much more comfortable in a social situation
he's normally quiet and shy, but when he's around his friends, he's full of liquid confidence and does the most absurd things.
by the girl from the tram August 26, 2012
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