mconstitutional

A law of a place or society that doesn’t make sense

“Man, this law is mconstitutional, it sucks!

by Supreno December 15, 2021

Occupational Constipation

When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.

Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.

by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda August 26, 2013

Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

Reverse constipation

You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.

To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation

by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016

Feng shui constipation

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

head constipation

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.

I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.

by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007

Chronstitution

The Chronstitution is a Constitution for Marijuana Smokers. It is a document written by smokers for smokers.

The Chronstitution is a democratic document created through voting on www.thechronstitution.com

The Chronstitution has legislative branches just like the United States and most other democratic nations of the world.

There are democratically elected positions available on the Chronstitutional Court, for the Chronstitution President, and Chronstitution Vice President.

The Chronstitution can be found at http://www.thechronstitution.com

Dude, Amendment IV. of the Chronstitution says that I have the right to paranoia, now tell me what you have on you.

by SimplemanFlorida October 6, 2008