congregate with lions

To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.

"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."

by tnsame April 9, 2015

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.

He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.

by McDimple December 13, 2017

contreeflin

Next level tweakin

"Did you see jonny do a backflip off the roof?"

"Yea man he was fucking contreeflin"

by Dumbass#7 September 9, 2018

Congeeled

The act of you or your partner placing an eel up your butt, pulling it out and then slapping yourself repeatedly in the face with it.

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "I was congeeled last night!"

by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018

congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic

Of a congressperson, who describes themselves as being for the people, while is secretly a commie.

Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign is purely congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic.

by Samawnline January 16, 2019

Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Concreed

The concoction of conquer and agreed.

Kris: Oh yeah! I concur...

Jess: Are you gonna finish that?
Kris: It's because I was going to say concur, but I also thought of agreed
Jess: So you concreed.

by sammie_007 April 6, 2019