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Cindy Brady Rule

Also known as the Tom Brady Tuck Rule. Coined by Chris in Syracuse after the Patriots/Ravens game in which Tom Brady asked for and was granted a flag after an almost contact-free play.

Cindy Brady is a reference to the youngest child on the 70's TV show The Brady Bunch.
Bob: So why did you stop watching football?

Steve: Well, ever since the Cindy Brady Rule was adopted the game hasn't been the same. They protect the quarterbacks way too much.
by Chris in Syracuse October 7, 2009
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Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
by CC-Bone January 9, 2008
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Cindy Lou Who

Little girl from the grinch with the cool hair do, super cute. Believes the grinch is sweet. Has a mouse-like nose and likes to sing, generally about Christmas.
Dude youre such a cindy lou who right now.
by Asian Weeds December 23, 2008
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candy

kid on candy: "YEAH I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!"
friend: "The hell is up with him?"
dad: "He's fucked up on fun dip and now he can't stop spazzing out."
friend: "Why the hell would you give him fun dip you know that shit fucks people up right?"
dad: "Relax, I just want little Timmy to have a good time during his birthday."
by Dubiks October 28, 2018
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candy crush time

When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.
A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!
by Nonflyingfarang April 24, 2014
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Van Candy

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.
I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?
by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010
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Hungarian Cotton Candy

The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.
Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.
by cottoncandyguy March 1, 2019
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