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certified intellectual

1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.

2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.

3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.

4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.

5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.

6. A politician.

7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?

Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
by Hcet Ainigriv April 17, 2009
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teacher : there is no school on monday

Paul: oh cert cert cert certy cert cert
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certt

short for "can't even respond to that"
Person #1 "i love you!"
Person #2 "i don't even know you."
Person #1 "i still love you!"
Person #2 "i, i certt."
by kellyferousandshanaynay December 16, 2008
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Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.
Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!
by luna nueva July 13, 2009
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certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.
As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.
by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010
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certainically

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.
Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"
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coercidence

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.
Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"
by sardan1972 April 24, 2015
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