cockblocker

An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.

That motherfucker Jrge is a cockblocking motherfucker

by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004

cocksucker ass-pirate

1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.

Check that cocksucker ass-pirate out...that's my boyfriend.

by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010

Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.

I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!

by eda-skip March 16, 2022

Cocksucker

used as an adjective to decsribe someone or somthing that has pissed you off

That dumb cocksucker wouldant know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart

by ldye1990 September 25, 2008

cocksucker's reward

A cocksucker's reward is a mouthful of hot cum.

I sucked his dick and he gave me a cocksucker's reward!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

cockblocker

a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.

Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.

by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003