Clyde padial

I FUCKING LOVE CRUDE OIL

Clyde Padial be wanking and shmanking it

by crude_oil69 June 7, 2024

clydewank

having a wank into the river Clyde in Glasgow

"Oh man did you hear that Brodie had a Clydewank?"

by Manbilly999 January 10, 2025

Clyde

That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.

Clyde is an amazing guy!

by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025

Clydemax

To excel at everything you do, whether that be work, school, or fornicating with bugs.

Your Friend: Man, I'm Really doing well in my career.
You: Dude, you're really Clydemaxxing!
Your Friend: wtf
You: Also I left my wife for a bug lady.

by Pizzanator6000 April 23, 2025

clyde love

slang for a really short asian guy with a bald spot

person 1- bro he’s such a clyde love!
person 2- he looks like he’d write marleys underground bar..

by pussyqueengirlboss September 28, 2025

Carter Clyde

A man that beats up homeless people and has a abnormally large penis

Did you hear about Carter Clyde’s penis?

by I’m not Carter November 8, 2020

j_clyde

the best streamer in the world.

J_clyde is so cool

by anonymous March 31, 2021