clay knight

A cool dude with the ballz to save his father when he needed help.

The guy is a total clay knight.

by Deth Panda April 17, 2019

Dooms Clay

When you are attacked by handfuls of clay in retaliation to an ambush. This often leads to being completely covered in clay and needing to purchase a new cell phone, shoes, glasses, etc.

Our professor brought Dooms Clay upon three students when they attacked his ceramics class with nerf guns.

by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010

Clay biscuit

A hefty log that clogs the shitter resulting in someone desperately looking for a plunger

Someone dropped a clay biscuit in the toilet at the movie theater

by Mikeyjr December 29, 2021

clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.

Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!

by ahwitab June 1, 2015

molded the clay

to jack off or masterbait for so long it looks like ur making something out of clay.

dude, i molded the clay so hard last night, it was AMAZING!

by el broat October 7, 2009

Clay Pot

A sexual Act when a Man has sex with someone, then takes a dump on their partners (the receiving one) chest. Then the man takes his penis and pokes a hole in the crap. This is all done before he cums, thus he proceeds to Jack Off into the now made, 'Clay Pot' and empty his semen into the hole he made.

"Dude, Have you given your girlfriend a Clay Pot yet?" -"No dude, thats freaking GROSS!"

by LilithBushura November 12, 2011

Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

by Ali May 13, 2005