cigarette

Something to put in your mouth so some ignorant fuck will come up to you and say, "smoking is harmful." Then the smoker can reply by punching the homo in the face or at the very least blowing a large puff of smoke in their direction.

by 2pac October 14, 2003

cigarette

Something that can be awesome if you exercise some self control.

I'm a social smoker who sometimes smokes when I'm feeling down. I can go for months without a cigarette.

by Grave Yard Duck August 31, 2003

cigarettiquette

The series of (often) unspoken social rules shared by smokers.

"Dude, don't you know you shouldn't go onto a crowded dance floor with a lit cigarette? That's really bad cigarettiquette."

by Michael Lark August 3, 2007

Cigarette Asshole

Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.

'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."

by mad genius December 5, 2010

Cigarettarded

Someone that doesn't know how to light or smoke a cigarette properly, retard.

Buddy: Yo man Ima Lite This Cig.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.

by andrewlaedis. July 24, 2010

lauging cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them lauging cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

by Meat Marlboro Man January 2, 2009