Chrysler

Car maker of the classiest, most innovative cars around.
There were a few problems in the late 2000's due to the fact that Daimler ran the company into the ground however they have sold it now and they are back on the rise.

My Chrysler is far better then your trashy honda, look at the piece of trash your driving.

by Superior cars February 17, 2012

[Chrysler LeBaron]

A ghetto car. If you're poor, you most likely own one. They can go as fast as 0-60 in 10 minutes.
They also are great for acting like you're rich.
"What kind of car do you drive?"
"A Chrysler, convertible"
"Damn, you got money!"
A car you could pimp out, and still have it be a piece of shit.

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by L1NNY January 22, 2009

crysterbate

To masturbate and cry simultaneously.

"Dude, you hear Bob's gf broke up with him last night before sex?"

"Yeah, he's probably in a crysterbate session right now."

by Zokwhat April 28, 2014

Chrystasha

A girl who is very down to earth. Loving and caring, but never cross her because she will be your worst enemy and make your life a living hell. She is also very fun and loves to party and lastly do not forget she is the queen of all BAD BITCHES !!!!

You act just like Chrystasha !!

by CGLo November 28, 2018

christensen middle school

A school full of whate kids who think they are black aka () and there is a retarted and the girls with act like they like you but they actually don’t and just want to break ur heart or embarrass you but there is a couple cool people but still a lot of it is racially confused kids and spoiled kids with no manners

Christensen middle school means white trash

by Yungniggerfaggot December 22, 2018

Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020

Christen the toilet

When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel

Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net

Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020