Christian Sawan

term that implies a hot lebanese guy most likely to be christian

tim:you are Christian Sawan
samy:thanks

by words212 October 2, 2011

christian anarchy

Christian Anarchy, also known as Christian libertarianism, is the belief that the only source of authority to which Christians are ultimately answerable is God, embodied in the teachings of Jesus. Most are pacifists, and feel that earthly authority such as government or the Christian Church do not, and should not, have power over them.
Leo Tolstoy is notable for having written extensively on his anarchist principles, which he arrived at via his Christian faith. Notably his books The Kingdom of God is Within You.

Christian Anarchy was the basis of the first, true Christians. Sadly human behavior cannot allow such peace to happen without a government.

by Nihonto February 5, 2006

Sunday Christian

Someone that uses the Christian religion to hide their lack of faith, immoral actions, and societal misdeeds on the guise that Jesus died for their sins. These people will sometimes attend church every sunday, or maybe even 'just' occasionally (and sometimes never at all) just to be looped into a large group in order to feel as though their shallow beliefs will be backed up because of sheer numbers.

Sunday Christians will also take anything said about their religion personally, and sometimes as an attack on "their" god. This gives them a false cause and a reason to feel righteous about themselves.

Sunday Christians are very rarely moral or honorable people. They assume that they are good people solely based on their religion, rather than their actions. Sunday Christians are frauds to the religion's bedrock of actual do-gooders.

"It doesn't matter if I ______, Jesus died for my sins, so I'll go to heaven."

Insert one of the following: Lie, cheat, steal, blasphem, murder, commit adultery, prejudge, am a racist, etc.

The term "Sunday Christian" is not usable in the example sentence.

by Leuthesius March 20, 2007

christian slut

A person who loves to preach Jesus but claims to have had lots of sexual experiences. (All of which is a LIE!)

Random Person: "What would Jesus think of your sexual behavior?"

Kerry: "I go to bible studies everyday and I read my bible but I think that he would understand that I have needs that need to be met."

Random Person: "What a christian slut"

by wecaughtyou May 25, 2010

closet christian

Someone who believes in the Christian religion who is either unwilling or unable to make a public affirmation of his/her faith.

Bob is a closet christian because while he believes in this religion, but he doesn't share his faith openly.

by Kirobos December 10, 2008

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.

Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

by DesPERRYado July 12, 2005

christfag

A noun describing "religious enthusiasts"

The main distinction between a christfag and a normal polite Christian person is that a christfag's religious discussion to his or her fellow christfag will make any non-christfag bystanders who just happen to be in earshot, want to claw their own brains out.

christfag 1: Do you believe that jesus should've helped those people even though they were clearly bad and undeserving

christfag 2: Well, it IS the christian way to help everyone and love equally

bystander: (thinks) oh my god, somebody fucking kill me right now

bystander 2: YOU WANNA KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF

*bystander 2 kills both christfags and they live happily ever after*

by Dr Grammar July 9, 2010