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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist.
Christanic is like Satanic… but it’s Christanic.
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Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined term for the belief in luck. Feeling lucky? Christanic!
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.

Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Is Christanic like a lucky kind of thing?
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist. The Antichrist is Jesus Christ.
Who is the Conqueror of the Apocalypse.
He eradicates sin and makes the World holy again. At the Second Coming the Son of God will battle God the Father and become King and heir to the throne. Almighty Lord Jesus God Christ will deal with sin become ruler of this world. He will reign supreme over all living things.
Christanic is so awestruck and wonderful.
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.
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christanson

the best last name ever and dont mess with then or they will hit you with a water bottle
''christansons are the best
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Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.
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lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
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