gila choke

a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.

"Here comes a gila choke!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

saga choke

heroically fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved

Steve: "How about that Iraq post-war strategy?"

Collin: "Saga choke!"

by Sheldon J. Bynarman March 2, 2010

go choke

Telling someone to choke on something. Another way of saying shut up.

Justin: lol bro u suck

Jessica: go choke Justin

by bye_xoxo July 30, 2017

yee choiks

when someone has big cheeks and you pull them and the suction from the teeth makes a yee sound

pull my cheeks they'll make a yee choiks sound and it sound nice

by Loig choik hahaha February 13, 2019

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

Smoke 'n' Choke

When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.

Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.

by LoganF January 7, 2019

force choke

A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.

From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*

by JediSnoodMaster October 28, 2010