choke & poke

a threesome where one participant receives oral sex from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant.
Jim and Dave had a choke & poke with Sally last night.
by GVic May 20, 2008
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Choke On An Almond

When a person who lacks blowjob giving skills gags on a less than average penis.
I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.
by Lexxtacular November 2, 2011
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choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)
Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.
by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008
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choking heat

Jimmy T gave me shit for choking heat in in his car
by Heatmakers November 17, 2016
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Choke (novel)

A novel written by the American author Chuck Palahniuk, whose other works include Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. It was published in 2001. The novel gives us a glimpse into the mind of sex-addict Victor Mancini as he cares for his ailing mother, and releases his anger and abandonment issues by going to sex addict meetings and getting with the many women there. Victor is also a con-man who goes into restaurants and makes himself choke, people save him and feel responsible for him after saving his life, and gives him money to help with his fake cash-flow problems. Praised for it's fearlessness to go where many readers feel uncomfortable and it's incindiary writing style that allows us to be projected into a sex-addict's life, Choke is no doubt one of the greateset works of American fiction.
"We are not born perfect sinners or perfect knock-offs of God."

"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"

-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)
by Fight Clubber February 24, 2009
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choke strap

A very tight grip on the end of your penis just at the moment of ejaculation, usually accompanied by a scream or grunt.
He had a choke strap on my cock that made it numb and I screamed with delight.
by Gazman April 1, 2004
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Art-a-choke

Getting a blow job while getting tattooed
An Art-a-choke helps keep your mind off the pain.
by Richard Blake Sprayberry February 22, 2017
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